There once was a captain named Kirk
When Klingons attacked he would smirk
"don't worry" he'd say
"photon torpedoes away"
Then he'd note, "Captain's log
easy work."
There once was a president named Joe Biden
In the poles he was constantly slidin'
When a war started last year
He had everyone in fear
That the US and Russia would soon be collidin'
A connoisseur of Jurassic crops
Whose appetite never stops
There's no vegan fiercer
Than this three horned piercer
The mighty old triceratops
There once was a very bad dad
Who dressed his poor children in plaid
"This plaid's out of season",
His children would reason
But in plaid they were endlessly clad
There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night!
A canny young fisher named Fisher
Went fishing for fish in a fissure
When a fish with a grin
Pulled the fisherman in-
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher
A comedian who wouldn't conform
Funny stories he often would form
With skit and with show
His genius would grow
The master we remember as Norm